This weekend has been particularly eventful, what with everyone raging about NH7's shady publicity prank and all:
Thursday, 29 August 2013
Thursday, 8 August 2013
Hand me the rap rod, plate captain...
- Douglas Adams
Saturday, 13 July 2013
Throwaway time...
Thursday, 11 July 2013
In which I confess to being an odd adolescent...
Saturday, 4 May 2013
The Afternoon Bus Ride
Note: The following story is fictional, but is based on an amalgam of real-life events.
A fourteen year old you takes your seat by the window, headphones and all. The big red bus is filled with the sort of people you would hate to interact with at a dinner party- obnoxious middle-aged aunties, loud cricket fans in the midst of a heated debate about whether the T20 format meant the death of the gentleman’s game, and obviously, those random creeps who stare at you the whole ride for no apparent reason.
You stare fixedly out the window, pointedly avoiding the gaze of that old man, his eyes burning into your very soul. As the bus slows down approaching the next stop, something, or rather, someone catches your eye. A lanky boy- about thirteen, or perhaps a girl. You've had several embarrassing experiences before, confusing genders, and this specimen could be either. Short black hair, but a mild look about the mouth that boys of that age seldom possess. The kid is wearing a black t-shirt with a large white triangle printed on it. You've never seen that symbol before, but, then again, you live under a rock, so you’re hardly surprised. He, or she, wore dark blue jeans, neither low-waist nor skinny, which instantly makes you feel connected to him, or her. Humans are weird that way. What strikes you most are this person’s shoes. They’re the same Converse shoes, but one is yellow, the other, blue. As stated earlier, the fourteen year old you lives under a rock, where everyone adheres to their parents’ fashion sense and obviously wears shoes and socks of the same colour. The bus grinds to a halt, and the stranger looks up with large brown eyes that remind you of your family Labrador, and rushes to get on. The seat next to yours is empty, and you, very consciously, pray that the new passenger sits in it. You’re more disappointed than you care to admit when, instead, they, with whom you already believe you've formed a bond, slip into a vacant seat across the aisle, two rows ahead.
As the bus suddenly lurches forward, you drop your iPod as you try and skip to the next track. It makes a louder noise on striking the floor than you expect, and a few curious heads turn to investigate. Your heart skips a beat when, on picking up the source of this mild embarrassment, you notice your stranger (your overheated adolescent brain has already claimed him, or her, as your own) looking at you. Your eyes meet for a fleeting moment, and then, as the bus accelerates, the contact is broken, and your stranger is already staring out the opposite window. You, of course, look in their direction every few minutes, throughout the forty minute ride. When your stop approaches, and you get out of your seat, you almost want to bid farewell to them (you actually want them to disembark with you, but you obviously don’t admit that to yourself). Your stranger doesn't even glance away from the window as you step off. As you turn to watch the bus proceed on its way, you catch a glimpse of those big brown eyes again, but they don’t catch a glimpse of you. You walk away, captivated, and slightly dejected, knowing both that your day has been made infinitely better by the stranger, and that you may never see them again.
You didn't find out what their voice sounded like. You didn't find out what the white triangle on their shirt was meant to be. You didn't find out why one of their shoes was yellow, and not blue. You didn't even find out whether your stranger was a boy or a girl.
Friday, 29 March 2013
In which I start out somewhere, and end somewhere else altogether...
I don't have much to say, but I think it's a good thing. It's been far too long since I have done nothing. Far too long since the things that make my day are insignificant to most. Far too long sice I've climbed trees and gotten hot, sweaty and dirty. And far too long since I've listened to Canon in D major.
Everything is slipping by much to fast, and I seem to have found some respite in the last few days. Finally, time is standing still again. It won't stay still much longer, but it's standing still now.
There's so much to be done. So many more trees to climb, so much more of summer to revel in, so much more of childhood to remember, so many more LOTR marathons to sit down to, and so little time to do it in. My life is just beginning, but much of it is ending. It's customary to believe that the end of childhood is the dawn of puberty, but it isn't exactly true. In fact, childhood can last forever if it has to, but it can never remain the same as it was. That's the rule. It wouldn't be so special otherwise. I think, at last, I can feel it. Closure. The death of the old, the birth of the new. These last two years have been quite an adventure. I started out at an insecure child, controlled by my notions of what I should be, and here I am at the end, having broken notions, stereotypes, dreams, fears, hopes, and meeting so many people just like me, and also so different from me, along the way. Thanks everyone, for teaching me that there's absolutely nothing wrong with being who I want to be (gah. I'll formalise this into a proper post sometime).
In short, I'm quite ready for another adventure. But not just yet. I have time. I have summer. The last school summer I'll ever have. I need to make the most of it.
Friday, 22 March 2013
Thursday, 21 March 2013
Back...
Now I;m just jamming to The Cat Empire and watching loads. LOADS, of Tropfest shorts. Short films are definitely my new favourite genre.
I can finally start working on my language now. What a relief!
Nothing further to report.
Over and out.
Wednesday, 27 February 2013
One last thing...
No, I'm not anti-Semitic, but clearly, this is ridiculous, in two ways; One, that there can't possibly be so many Jews that have made important contributions to the world just by chance, and two, that Hitler actually managed to convince Germany that these awesome people were useless.
Long live... I want to say Israel? Let's not get political here. Long live the Jewish people! Or should I say, תחי הגזע היהודי!
OK, why the hell not? Here's the entire post in Hebrew:
Tuesday, 26 February 2013
Wait for it...
Sunday, 24 February 2013
Paul Bruce Dickinson...
When people say that he's cocky, what they don't realise is that he's got the right to be cocky. Lead singer in the greatest metal band ever, commercial airline pilot, author, proffessional fencer (who has represented his country on several occasions), Radio One show host, and that's just skimming the surface.
Here is why this man is so absolutely brilliant. An operatic metal vocalist doing a folky rendition of an old English hymn, with Ian Anderson. It doesn't get much better than that.
Thursday, 21 February 2013
Hope is kindled...
Here's a version form the LOTR Symphony, with Howard Shore himself conducting. Equally inspiring, in its own way:
Wednesday, 20 February 2013
Watch your feet, there's bugs everywhere...
I just discovered the precision zoom and ultra-macro focus mode on my camera (not my mobile phone camera, unfortunately), so here's a photo of a teeny-tiny carpet beetle (Anthrenus verbasci) that was crawling around my study desk a while ago.
He was ~1mm long. Don't worry after the photo-shoot, I set him free, much dazed, but alive and well.
Identification courtesy r/whatsthisbug.
Monday, 18 February 2013
Just a clarification...
Sheesh. I nearly killed someone when they asked me why I was using comic sans. Check your internet connection, you scheisse-kopf!


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