Challenge...

1. Live without music or live without T.V.?  Oh, that's easy, TV for sure  
2. Eat a bar of soap or drink a bottle of dish washing liquid?  Eat a bar of soap. I've actually tasted it many times before, so I'm a bit familiar with it.
3. Hold your pee forever or have an uncontrollable bladder?
   Eesh... uncontrollable bladder. At least diapers can help that. Holding your pee forever would be painful as crap. And kidney-stones.
4. Be called a racist or a traitor to your country?
   I'm often called a traitor to my country, and I went through a somewhat racist phase a few years ago, so yeah.
5. Be trapped in an elevator with wet dogs or with three fat men with bad breath?
   Wet dogs hands down.
6. Lose your legs or lose your arms?
   Lose my legs.
7. Have a beautiful house and an ugly car or an ugly house and a beautiful car? Beautiful house, ugly car.
8. Be blind or deaf? I'd have to go with blind. I may not have music (;_;), but I'll still be able to write.
9. Live in Antarctica or Death Valley? Antarctica, because no matter how cold it is, there are always ways to get warmer, but no matter how many clothes you take off in the heat, it doesn't get cooler.
10. Find true love or 10 million dollars?
    My head tells me to take the 10 million dollars and take love, forget true love. My heart begs to differ. I listen to my heart more often. Hopelessly romantic. 
11. Always say what’s on your mind or never speak again?
    Always say what's on my mind. I couldn't live without talking.
12. Have pom-poms for hands or glow sticks for fingers?
    Glow stick fingers. That would be cool.
13. Be able to hear any conversation or take back what you said?
    Take back what I said!!! That would be unmatchable.
14. End hunger or hatred?
    Ending hatred would be a tad bit more selfish than ending hunger in my mind, for some reason. So, I suppose I'd end hunger.
15. Always lose or never play?
    Never play. Sit in the sun by a brook in the woods and do nothing.
16. Fly when you fart or pee when you laugh?
    Fly when you far. At least you get something beneficial from that. 
17. Know it all or have it all?
    Know it all.
18. Give bad advice or take bad advice?
    Take bad advice. I'd feel suicidally guilty otherwise.
19. Have a mansion in the middle of nowhere or an apartment with 10 friends?
    Apartment with 10 friends.
20. Be forgotten or hatefully remembered?
    Be forgotten. That's what's going to happen anyway, unless I pull off something incredible.
21. Not be able to use your phone or your email?
    Not be able to use E-mail.
22. Be rich with an unhappy job or make less money with a job you like? Why bother asking.
23. Be able to read everyone’s mind all the time or always know their future? Neither. I've read too much fantasy about the horrors of both.
24. Eat a handful of hair or lick three public telephones? 
    Easy. Lick three public telephones. i probably lick the equivalent of that in one meal in school using my hands.
25. Be schizophrenic or have amnesia?
    Be schizophrenic. I already am.
26. Talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vader?
    Like Yoda would I talk. More fun it is, than like Vader breathing.
27. Marry a vain person or a person with poor image?
    Person with a poor image.
28. Eat 30 pounds of cheese in one sitting or a bucket of peanut butter without water?   Peanut Butter!